10. There was a baby doll roasting on ol' smoky.
9. Walked in to greet the kids good morning and found Noah and his pillow smeared with blood.


{Noah Busted His Chin On Who Knows What}
8. "No Mommy! I do it!!"
7. Wrestle mania which quickly turned to mayhem.

{Cohen Crushes Noah - All Giggles Until...}
6. Naked wrestle mania which led to peeing on their mattresses.
{No picture for that one - I was too far over the edge to think to get the camera!}
5. Got a report that the kids asked the sitter if she had a 'penish or a ja-jine-ah?'
{No pic for this one either - just picture my cheeks as red as Noah's bloody chin!}
4. "No Mommy! I do it!"

{Finn decides to make some toast of his own}
3. "Mommy, watch this!"

{or}

2. Five toddlers and a turd in the tub.

{Noah, Finn, Sophia, Cohen & Ansley - Who done it?}
1. "No Mommy! I do it!"

{Mr. He-Man Noah tries to open the "gum drawer" all by himself and rips the thing off the hinges!}









