Top 10 Reasons Mommy Checked Into the Looney Bin

10. There was a baby doll roasting on ol' smoky.

9. Walked in to greet the kids good morning and found Noah and his pillow smeared with blood.

{Noah Busted His Chin On Who Knows What}

8. "No Mommy! I do it!!"

{Sophia Attempts to Make Us Coffee & Everyone Else Wants to Help}

7. Wrestle mania which quickly turned to mayhem.

{Cohen Crushes Noah - All Giggles Until...}

6. Naked wrestle mania which led to peeing on their mattresses.

{No picture for that one - I was too far over the edge to think to get the camera!}

5. Got a report that the kids asked the sitter if she had a 'penish or a ja-jine-ah?'

{No pic for this one either - just picture my cheeks as red as Noah's bloody chin!}

4. "No Mommy! I do it!"

{Finn decides to make some toast of his own}

3. "Mommy, watch this!"

{or}

2. Five toddlers and a turd in the tub.

{Noah, Finn, Sophia, Cohen & Ansley - Who done it?}

1. "No Mommy! I do it!"

{Mr. He-Man Noah tries to open the "gum drawer" all by himself and rips the thing off the hinges!}